Thursday, October 18, 2012

Michigan Wins

Because:

- This is Michigan fergodsakes

- Big brothers everywhere will not stand for five in a row

- Sparty No!

- Michigan tradition > MSU "tradition" Just saying the phrase MSU tradition is lol comical.

- Michigan fans > Moo U fans.  Call us Walmart all you like but at least we will attend games.

- Aggies ha

- Winged helmets, The Victors and The Big House vs. a cartoon mascot and the movie 300.

- Mark Dantonio embodies the Sparty inferiority complex

- Brady Hoke is a true Michigan man and those dudes stomp Sparty skulls

- Finally Kirk Cousins is gone, maybe the greatest Spartan football player of my lifetime and a guy who was very difficult to dislike.  Now it's guys like William Golston leading those thugs.  He's the anti-Cousins.  Easy to hate that guy.

- Taylor Lewan owned Golston last year anyway.

- If we have tornado winds in the Big House this year there won't be trash flying all over the place because Michigan's stadium isn't a landfill like Spartan Stadium.  Crazy that so few fans can produce so much trash. Srsly Spartans, go to WALMART and buy some trash bags you slobs.

- Ann Arbor > East Lansing

- Menna's takes too long to deliver at 2:30am

- Arrogance is a learned behavior that emanates from being the winningest program of all time.  Bitching about the arrogance of your big brother is a conditioned response to losing so damn much.

- Even our basketball program is ranked higher than yours HALOL

- How many Michigan graduates were accepted to MSU?  Answer: all that applied.

- Oh yeah it's a football game we're talking about.  We are better at football than you this year.

- Your defense was overrated coming into the season.

- Your offense was MASSIVELY overrated coming into the season.  Your offensive line is like Indiana level bad.

- You lost at home to Iowa.  They lost at home to Central Michigan.

- We have the best runner in the BIG.  Mr Denard Robinson.

- Jake Ryan is the best defensive player in the game.

- >100,000 is no big deal to us but Maxwell might pee.

- It is time.

24-13 Michigan




2 comments:

  1. Also, I remember a lot more posting on here from Sparty's last year during this week. Heck, more of you were commenting in August than you are now. Have you all abandoned ship? Scurred of the big bad Wolverines? Afraid your program is set to become an afterthought once again? Even Tbone seems to have jumped ship. Poor Sparty's.

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  2. Our commenters are as good as our fans.

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